Woe ho ho (and a bottle of rum)

[swordznsorcery]

Come join in at tic_tac_woe, and get a bingo card that lets you destroy the world nine times over! (if you manage to complete it). Wipe out humanity; you know you've always wanted to. My card is beneath the cut. Slightly bothered by "return of the dinosaurs", since they've never actually left. I'm assuming it means the toothy kind, although personally I wouldn't put anything past a pelican.

Everyone loses x ability	Time goes backwards/Big Crunch	Evolution/absorbed into new species
Rogue superbeing/omnicidal maniac	WILD CARD	Nuclear holocaust
Return of the dinosaurs	Genetic experimentation	Super volcanoes

Comments

[jekesta]

I keep seeing these cards on my flist, and so far I haven't seen a single category that wouldn't make an amazing snooker fic.

[swordznsorcery]

Join in! You don't have to post the fics if you don't want. You could have Dennis Taylor eaten by dinosaurs, or Ding bravely battling an evil superbeing, armed with just a cue.

[thisbluespirit]

I am totally happy with people claiming a card just to keep it somewhere for their own snooker-related amusement. I mean, stuff made and shared is good, but just generally making the world happier in some tiny way is fine by me.

(And, yeah, return means dinosaurs of the type that aren't around any more and could cause humans to be extinct by killing them all.)

[swordznsorcery]

You don't necessarily need the extinct kind for that, though. The only reason pelicans haven't wiped out humanity yet is because they haven't thought of it.

[thisbluespirit]

Well, you are fine to do a Pelipocalypse if you think you can pull it off! ;-p

[swordznsorcery]

I think somebody should, just for the awesomeness of that word. :)

[thisbluespirit]

:-D