Via
nanila1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Turn to page 126
3. The 6th full sentence is your life in 2026
“Switch out your blade every three shaves or so.” is from
How to Heal Your BFRB by Lauren Inés Ruiz
There’s…going to be a lot of close shaves this year, metaphorically or literally? I need to make sure I keep sharp?
However, though it’s the first book I grabbed, it technically wasn’t the nearest book to me, which was
ella minnow pea by Mark Dunn (and I must finish it because I’m really enjoying it). If we go with that, I have:
“The school says he was eight last month.”Huh. Frankly, no idea what to make of that one! Given that I don’t think it was an accurate statement (I didn’t look too closely because I haven’t got there yet), perhaps it’s a warning about government or media propaganda and how I will be told a lot of things that I know aren’t true but that I don’t know how to deal with and which lead down a dark path, either for me or someone I love.
I think I’ll stick to my close shaves!
ETA
aunty_marion used an ebook and that made me think about what I’d get if I used the fanfic which was what I am actually reading right now. And… I think I got the most likely response from that, tbh.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/25233430/chapters/61166206Siren Song (Merlin/Arthur) by Ally_Oop got me:
“‘Odd?’” It is hilariously short and to the point and I am inclined to leave it there, since it is a sentence of its own in terms of the story. However, the next sentence merely corroborates where we’re going with this, since it’s
“‘That’s an understatement!’” But yeah, I’m inclined to believe that my life in 2026 is going to be odd, though I’ll keep you informed as to whether or not it’s an understatement…