The Further Adventures Of One Man And His Amazing, Indestructible Green Sweater

Doug and Tony are truly remarkable. As they fall from disaster to disaster and catastrophe to catastrophe, not only do they never once appear fazed, but their astounding stores of knowledge never seem to fail them. Whatever the subject, one of them is an expert in it. Doug's a Vulcanologist, Tony speaks fluent Malay. Why Malay?! Is this a language often taught in American schools, or is it just another of the things that Doctors of Physics pick up, alongside combat techniques and escapology?

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