Adventures in cat

[swordznsorcery]

So, my mother wanted cat pictures. I had doubts that my creatures would co-operate. The attempt went something like this:



"Be good. Stand still."

"Shan't!"



"I'm not coming out!"



"Oh, what's that? Does it smell nice? Is it tasty?"



"Help meeeeeeee!"



I shall persevere. Probably.